we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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