White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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