Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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