There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Is Oprah even human
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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