First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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