She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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