I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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