He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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