There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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