my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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