: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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