I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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