69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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