So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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