the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
The air taste purple.
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