I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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