Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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