Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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