Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Randomize