i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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