I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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