so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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