you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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