its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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