I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The air taste purple.
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