Midget sex pt 2 tonight
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
