Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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