before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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