my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.