is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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