You're completely useless in the revolution.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
