if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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