Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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