ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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