I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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