I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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