i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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