Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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