You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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