ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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