She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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