I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
So apparently I’m into choking now
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