They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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