Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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