what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize