with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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