How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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