I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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