i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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