He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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