i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
