Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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