Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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