We won't sleep together?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
