butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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