I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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