Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
