she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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