It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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