Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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