just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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