Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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